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Dance Dance Revolution Max
Playstation 2 - Konami - Dance - E - 2 Players
I really hate everyone who runs this website for throwing this crap on my desk. Dance Dance Revolution, or DDRMAX as the complete morons call it, is a severe cramp in my ass. I suppose you could probably say that the graphics are pretty decent, or maybe that the gameplay really rocks. Then again, I could kick you in the nuts and screw your daughter. Listen pal, there is absolutely nothing good about this game. It's a mindless romp through what can be called music in a Siberian wasteland.
Select your difficulty level! Conan O'Brian's kid, silly white girls, or the stereotypical black male!!
Sadly, mashing the keypad won't make you a star gamer in Dance Dance. You have to buy a "dance pad" to make the whole stupifying experience complete. As much as I would imagine an eight to ten year old girl would get a kick out of flailing around on a floor mat to seizure inducing graphics, an out of shape, grown man trying to get funky just doesn't cut it. The sad thing about this statement is the fact that out of shape, grown men are the ones buying this crap!
Perfect!! This is a screen you'll never see!!
Okay, so there are a lot of people out there are saying this game is really good. They say you should go out and buy it. They inform you that the dance pad works really well and is cool to play with. Those people will also let you know that eating your own feces is a great way to lose weight, and that buying lottery tickets is a great way to keep yourself regular.
Watch out for the spikey dance balls of death!!!
- These are the best graphics Super Nintendo ever had!
4.0
-- If you love booty music and lots of it, this is definately for you.
4.0
-- Jumping and dancing on the gamepad is really more fun than on the dance pad. However, if you are a 10 year old girl who loves to pretend she is a slutty pop star princess, you'll love it.
2.5
-- All the graphics seem to have been taken from a bad Japanese movie. You know, the ones by Americans.
3.0
-- I honestly can't see how anyone can find this entertaining for more than a few seconds, and that's only when you're watching someone else make an ass of themselves.
1.0
-- I'm going to give this a slightly higher score just because there actually seems to be people buying these games. I don't see how or why, but it's happening.
4.9
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